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"Chess with a Pigeon" Tee: Arguing with Narcissists II

"Chess with a Pigeon" Tee: Arguing with Narcissists II

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Step into a world of surreal debate with our "Chess with a Pigeon" Tee. This shirt features a vivid depiction that captures the essence of arguing with a narcissist, highlighted by the quote, "Arguing with a narcissist is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway." Crafted from the finest materials, this tee not only speaks to those who've faced such futile arguments but also offers comfort and style in the face of absurdity.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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